Welcome to Simon's World of Susans

A few months ago I began a website dedicated to the mutterings of someone with whom I work. It was fun- I laughed, you laughed, she doesn't know about it and I dare say that she wouldn't laugh if she did. Susan, as she is known in cyberspace (yes, I've got a 1996 dictionary of internet terminology and I'm going to use it) seems to have stopped saying things of such comedic stupidity that they earned pride of place in my internet exhibition. Luckily I've built a new wing to my virtual museum of the foolish to ensure visitors all year round. And I've employed guest curators- YOU!

I was at someone' s house last night and they told me a story of a friend of theirs that was so, well.. Susan, that it deserved telling to you all. I could have lied and attributed it to Susan but that would dilute the purity of the site, as everything else on there is true. I will publish the story tomorrow, but until then I'd like you all to go forth into the world, and if anyone says something so stupid you want to tell your friends, tell me as well. And I will tell everyone else. We can all laugh. Maybe eventually Simon's World of Susans will contain every stupid comment ever told. Now that would be something.